Cup of Java

Hump Day
Wednesday What-Ifs
1. What if a circus offered you $10,000 for your favorite pet? I wouldn't take it.
2. What if you were offered $10,000 to star in a 1-hour porn movie? Nope.
3. What if your school offered you $50,000 to flunk out (not graduate)? I'd say no. It wouldn't be enough to reimburse me for the amount I payed them!
4. What if you were offered $100,000 for your most prized possession? I'm not quite sure what that would be, but I would guess that I'd take it because I could just buy another one with the money.
5. What if a hospital offered you $1,000,000 for one of your hand's fingers (all five, and you could pick which hand)? Eek. Odd question. I don't think so.

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